Tarquin Ramsbottom III

Meet Tarquin Ramsbottom III. Martian expedition forces 1901.
After conquering the Moon and defeating the Luna dwellers T.R. III lead the well known and ill fated expedition to Mars in 1901. The last aether transmission received was on 05/06/1902 which went, ' ...apparently the locals don't like tea... arrrgh, get down you rotter, I'm on the pho...!' at which point the line went dead. Soon after strange red mist could be observed on Mars...